SERVE THE PUBLIC

You are a billionaire . 

Due to a new law written by an A.I., & read by nobody who actually voted for it, eating the rich is now legal - but only if they aren’t an elected official. 

The only way for famously rich dicks like you to stay off the menu, is to win an election before that law goes into effect.
TOMORROW. 

You’ve scheduled a town hall Q&A to try & convince the hungry locals to elect you for… something. ANYTHING. And you better make a solid argument. Because one way or another, by this time tomorrow… 

YOU WILL SERVE THE PUBLIC.

This is a pamphlet-sized game that uses poker cards & a single six-sided die. It's meant to be played single player, but it wouldn't be too difficult to use it as the basis for a social/improv TTRPG game (I just wanted to keep the rules pamphlet-sized).

FEATURES

• SOLO PLAY: It's a bit like if solitaire could turn a tobacco CEO into carnitas.
• PORTABLE: Prints entirely on one piece of A4 paper & folds into a pamphlet.
• D6 TABLES: Not really crucial to the gameplay, but why not let the dice decide this game's stakes are for the fate of a children's book author with a body buried in their garden?
• IRREVERENT: A nice way of saying "this game is especially cruel to nepo-baby failsons who probably did nasty things into a love-seat cushion."

At this point you should know whether or not this is worth a download click to you. I'm'a go make chili now.

This game was made by pandas, for humans, and no AI was used in its creation (although there is a reference to AI in it. Not a nice one.). All the art is properly licensed through Storyblocks.com.